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All right.

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♪ You're banging boys
on the street at night ♪

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♪ Can't stop with
this kryptonite ♪

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♪ Dirty girls won't listen
to the ticking clock ♪

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♪ Oh no ♪

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♪ Ooh they think they know you ♪

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♪ But I know better ♪

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♪ You're superhuman ♪

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♪ So super queer ♪

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♪ You make me feel
so superhuman ♪

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♪ When you're near ♪

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♪ Ooh you're superhuman ♪

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♪ Oh so super queer ♪

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♪ You make me feel so good
and make my body fly ♪

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♪ You're playing baby
where you coming from ♪

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♪ Rainbow flags
and glitter bombs ♪

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♪ Loaded guns and ready ♪

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♪ Point that big, big Glock oh no ♪

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♪ Ooh they think they know you ♪

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♪ But I know better ♪

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♪ You're superhuman ♪

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♪ Oh so super queer ♪

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♪ You make me feel
so superhuman ♪

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♪ When you're near ♪

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♪ Ooh you're superhuman ♪

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♪ Oh so super queer ♪

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♪ You make me feel so good
and make my body fly ♪

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Does this look okay?

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I didn't want to underdress
but not try too hard as well.

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Adam, she's not gonna
care what you wear.

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She just wants you
for your creativity.

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This has truly been the
highlight of my career.

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Can I just say thank
you one more time?

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Please, please don't.

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Your seven text messages this
morning, that was enough.

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Well, if you ever need
anyone to look after your cat

37
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while you're away or water
your plants, I'm your man.

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I will gladly accept that offer.

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I'm glad too.

40
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But I should really get going.

41
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Oh Adam, good luck

42
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And let me know how it goes.

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Thanks, Lex, will do.

44
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- Oh.
- Ooh.

45
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Sorry, bud.

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Yeah, 'cause there's not
enough path in this empty park.

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- I'm in my own world.
- Yeah.

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Sorry.

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Hey, I think I know
you from somewhere.

50
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Oh, that wasn't me.

51
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Well, it was but it was nothing.

52
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A one-time thing.

53
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I think you went
to school with my sister.

54
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Oh, okay.

55
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What's your sister's name?

56
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Doesn't matter anymore.

57
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Wait, wait, why not?

58
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Okay, that wasn't weird at all.

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Holy fuck.

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Fuck.

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And yesterday's post
got a million likes,

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and Chris Olsen
and Megan Trainor

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just did our viral dance trend
so it's looking really good.

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I'm feeling ready now.

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So if we could make this happen

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within like the next 20 minutes,

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I won't be late for my
afternoon after-brunch nap.

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You know how moody I
get if I miss that.

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I hear you, I see you.

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Just gimme a moment and
I'll try and call him again.

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No need.

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Adam.

73
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So glad you made it.

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I'm so sorry I'm late.

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Well, you've only got 20
minutes, so let's get snapping.

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Melanie, thank you so much
again for this opportunity.

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I've been a big fan
now for a long time.

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And I'm sure you know
what a fan I am of you.

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Lex did mention it.

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I'll be back with some really
strong coffee for everyone.

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How should we start this?

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Well, that's the thing, we
just have one big issue.

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And this is not a my dog
ate my homework excuse

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because, you know, this
is a dream come true.

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But on my way here,
I had my camera.

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And this guy, he bumps into me

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and then he starts asking
me about his sister,

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and then he runs off.

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Another dude shows up
and then he runs off.

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And then by the time I
look down at my camera,

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I notice that it's gone.

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What?

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Are you for real?

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Yes.

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And I know that this has
nothing to do with you,

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but my uncle gave me this camera

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before he passed away last year.

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He inspired me to
become a photographer.

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I'm so sorry to hear that.

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Yeah, so I literally cannot
shoot today without a camera.

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I'll understand if you need
to find another photographer.

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No, Adam, let's
just take a minute.

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But your assistant just
said that we have 20.

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Oh, my God.

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Don't worry about that.

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Are you all right?

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Have you reported it?

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Yes, and yeah,

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but they said that there's
nothing that they could do.

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Oh, I loved that camera.

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I feel like I let my uncle down.

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You stop that right now.

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There's one thing
I can say for sure,

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and what your uncle's left you
was more than just a camera.

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And that isn't lost.

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I know this 'cause my
grandma did the same for me.

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Yeah, but I'm not
sure how that helps,

118
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I still don't have a camera.

119
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The last I checked,
every phone has a camera.

120
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Yeah, but your
Melanie Fireright,

121
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I can't shoot you using a phone.

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I've seen some of your work

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and I couldn't tell
what you shot it on

124
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but I knew how it made me feel.

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My grandma passed away
a few years ago now,

126
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and when I was little,

127
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she lent me her old guitar
for me to practice on.

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I didn't know how
to use it at first

129
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and my fingers
weren't strong enough

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to hold the strings down.

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But she still enjoyed
listening to me play.

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And somehow I was able
to make beautiful music

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'cause I knew how
it made her feel

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and how it made me feel as well.

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I loved her so, so, so much.

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I still do.

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It's magic.

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Thank you.

139
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I'll see you soon.

140
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It's nap time.

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Thank you.

142
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Hey.

143
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Oh.

144
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I'm so proud of you.

145
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Thank you, babe.

146
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Wow, what a day.

147
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I'm sorry about your camera.

148
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Mm.

149
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But-

150
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But what?

151
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Well, I mean, you see, I-

152
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See what, Gabe?

153
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Choose your next
words very carefully.

154
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Well, I mean, okay.

155
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Okay, you see I actually
bought you a new camera

156
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like months ago
as a wedding gift

157
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and I just never had the
right time to give it to you.

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Wait, do you mean the camera

159
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that I've been eyeing
off for the past year?

160
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And when you say new, it's
not refurbished or secondhand?

161
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Adam.

162
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I mean, thank you so much
for this incredible gift.

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Oh, you're welcome.

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It's new, it's new, brand new.

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Did I tell you how
much I love you today?

166
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No, not today.

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Hmm.

168
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It's big.

169
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How big?

170
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I can show you.

171
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Well, when you're ready.

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- Let's go.
- Ah.

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I'm just saying like,

174
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I'm not entirely sure
it's 100% your scene.

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It's a sex-positive comedy.

176
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But I don't, I don't
understand why

177
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you think I wouldn't want
to see something like that.

178
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It's men on men
sex-positive sex.

179
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- Adam-
- No women.

180
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Adam, let me make this clear.

181
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The only thing I do,
the only thing I do

182
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is make sure this little
soul is cared for 22/7.

183
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You mean 24/7?

184
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No, I don't.

185
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I left two hours for sleeping.

186
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I have not left
the house in weeks.

187
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I really need this.

188
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We literally just
left your house

189
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to take Kimberly for a stroll.

190
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Yeah, the difference
is I'm going home

191
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after I'm done with this walk.

192
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I need a night out that
can lead to another place

193
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that leads to somewhere
else that leads to a bar

194
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that leads to somewhere else

195
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that leads to more drinks
at yours and so on.

196
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Okay?

197
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I need a night out
that doesn't end.

198
00:11:15,125 --> 00:11:16,166
Do you hear me, Adam?

199
00:11:16,167 --> 00:11:20,958
Oh, I'm hearing some
form of desperation, yes.

200
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In short, this film could
be men fucking for two hours

201
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and cum flying
towards the camera,

202
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and that still wouldn't stop
me from going to this premier.

203
00:11:29,709 --> 00:11:33,499
Okay, I'll ask Spike
for a spare ticket.

204
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Thank you.

205
00:11:34,375 --> 00:11:36,375
- Okay?
- Thank you.

206
00:11:36,709 --> 00:11:37,958
We should probably get going,

207
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I think Mum will
be ready for us.

208
00:11:40,167 --> 00:11:40,958
All right.

209
00:11:40,959 --> 00:11:42,166
Yes, baby.

210
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We're gonna see Mum.

211
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♪ Bet your mother wished
she never had you no ♪

212
00:11:50,542 --> 00:11:54,875
♪ Bet she'd wish you
were never born ♪

213
00:11:54,876 --> 00:11:58,208
♪ I wish you were never born ♪

214
00:11:58,209 --> 00:11:59,374
She asleep?

215
00:11:59,375 --> 00:12:00,374
Yeah, and I'm not waking her.

216
00:12:00,375 --> 00:12:04,125
- Okay.
- So what's happening?

217
00:12:04,667 --> 00:12:06,875
I have a big surprise.

218
00:12:06,876 --> 00:12:07,999
- We know.
- We know.

219
00:12:08,000 --> 00:12:08,917
Who told you?

220
00:12:08,918 --> 00:12:11,333
You texted us this
morning saying,

221
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"I have a big surprise."

222
00:12:12,500 --> 00:12:15,626
And you added the
Dancing Man emoji.

223
00:12:17,083 --> 00:12:20,500
Look, I have a new
man in my life.

224
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- Oh.
- Oh.

225
00:12:22,751 --> 00:12:25,958
That's not surprising at all.

226
00:12:25,959 --> 00:12:26,416
No, no.

227
00:12:26,417 --> 00:12:28,124
Really, we're kind of
used to this by now.

228
00:12:28,125 --> 00:12:29,416
Yeah.

229
00:12:29,417 --> 00:12:32,209
I really want you to meet him.

230
00:12:32,834 --> 00:12:33,416
When?

231
00:12:33,417 --> 00:12:36,292
Right now, just gimme a sec.

232
00:12:37,459 --> 00:12:40,791
Bro, I have not slept
enough for this.

233
00:12:40,792 --> 00:12:44,541
Just be nice.

234
00:12:44,542 --> 00:12:45,834
Meet Bob.

235
00:12:46,709 --> 00:12:47,918
Oh.

236
00:12:48,959 --> 00:12:49,999
That's a dog.

237
00:12:50,000 --> 00:12:51,583
Yes, he's my number one man.

238
00:12:51,584 --> 00:12:54,625
He's really friendly,
you'll love him.

239
00:12:54,626 --> 00:12:57,082
But I'm allergic to dogs.

240
00:12:57,083 --> 00:13:00,458
And that isn't an
issue for me anymore.

241
00:13:00,459 --> 00:13:01,499
He's pretty lit.

242
00:13:01,500 --> 00:13:02,625
He really is.

243
00:13:02,626 --> 00:13:05,542
He's changed my life, he has.

244
00:13:06,167 --> 00:13:07,750
Do you wanna hold him?

245
00:13:07,751 --> 00:13:08,583
Mm-mm, mm-mm...

246
00:13:08,584 --> 00:13:09,875
- No, not around the baby.
- Really?

247
00:13:09,876 --> 00:13:12,958
Not around the baby.

248
00:13:14,417 --> 00:13:15,458
Bless you.

249
00:13:15,459 --> 00:13:17,499
Bless you, Adam.

250
00:13:17,500 --> 00:13:19,249
- Bless you.
- Say bless you, Adam.

251
00:13:19,250 --> 00:13:20,249
Oh, it's coming on.

252
00:13:20,250 --> 00:13:23,124
Oh, we've gotta go over here.

253
00:13:23,125 --> 00:13:24,625
Ey.

254
00:13:24,626 --> 00:13:26,541
Aw.

255
00:13:26,542 --> 00:13:28,583
Hello.

256
00:13:28,584 --> 00:13:30,751
Nice to meet you, I'm Clay.

257
00:14:00,918 --> 00:14:01,958
Today, actually.

258
00:14:01,959 --> 00:14:08,249
Like today, no, look as
queer as that film was,

259
00:14:08,250 --> 00:14:09,999
it actually made sense to me.

260
00:14:10,000 --> 00:14:10,791
What doesn't make sense

261
00:14:10,792 --> 00:14:15,082
is why it took Kate Winslet
so long to win an Oscar.

262
00:14:15,083 --> 00:14:15,875
You know?

263
00:14:15,876 --> 00:14:19,708
Personally, I feel
like she deserves one

264
00:14:19,709 --> 00:14:21,458
for having to act like she
was attracted to Jack Black

265
00:14:21,459 --> 00:14:22,833
in The Holiday.

266
00:14:22,834 --> 00:14:23,458
Ouchie.

267
00:14:23,459 --> 00:14:24,124
Call me crazy,

268
00:14:24,125 --> 00:14:26,208
- call me crazy.
- Bitchy queen much.

269
00:14:26,209 --> 00:14:26,917
Wow.

270
00:14:26,918 --> 00:14:29,791
I think I've had a
bit too much to drink,

271
00:14:29,792 --> 00:14:31,124
I'm gonna go wee.

272
00:14:31,125 --> 00:14:32,208
Go, go.

273
00:14:32,209 --> 00:14:32,875
Ooh, ooh.

274
00:14:32,876 --> 00:14:34,291
After party, after party,
after party, tell me.

275
00:14:34,292 --> 00:14:35,333
I will find out for you.

276
00:14:35,334 --> 00:14:36,625
Find out, find out, find
out, find out, find out.

277
00:14:36,626 --> 00:14:37,709
Yes, yes.

278
00:14:39,417 --> 00:14:40,542
Spike.

279
00:14:41,459 --> 00:14:44,374
Spike, what can I say?

280
00:14:44,375 --> 00:14:47,124
I think that was
it, it was perfect.

281
00:14:47,125 --> 00:14:48,166
You're just saying that.

282
00:14:48,167 --> 00:14:48,875
No, I'm not.

283
00:14:48,876 --> 00:14:51,291
You managed to capture
the queer experience

284
00:14:51,292 --> 00:14:53,499
in a way that I've
never seen before,

285
00:14:53,500 --> 00:14:56,166
and the characters were
so grounded in reality.

286
00:14:56,167 --> 00:14:59,958
Like at some points I
even thought it was real.

287
00:14:59,959 --> 00:15:02,333
But seriously, like I
can't thank you enough

288
00:15:02,334 --> 00:15:04,833
for making something
so beautiful.

289
00:15:04,834 --> 00:15:07,666
Geez, Adam, you're
gonna make me cry.

290
00:15:07,667 --> 00:15:12,082
Oh no, no time for tears,
go and enjoy your night.

291
00:15:12,083 --> 00:15:12,875
Thanks Adam.

292
00:15:12,876 --> 00:15:14,584
No worries.

293
00:15:14,876 --> 00:15:16,500
- Bye.
- Bye.

294
00:15:19,167 --> 00:15:20,791
Oh, my God.

295
00:15:20,792 --> 00:15:21,541
- Hello.
- Hello.

296
00:15:21,542 --> 00:15:24,666
- Congratulations.
- Thank you.

297
00:15:24,667 --> 00:15:28,499
I'm just glad it's
over, you know?

298
00:15:28,500 --> 00:15:31,625
But hey, that film
really was something.

299
00:15:31,626 --> 00:15:35,499
Look, as much of a
whirlwind as it was

300
00:15:35,500 --> 00:15:40,041
getting this thing made,
I am gonna miss it.

301
00:15:40,042 --> 00:15:40,917
Mm.

302
00:15:40,918 --> 00:15:42,374
So what's next?

303
00:15:42,375 --> 00:15:43,708
Well, there's this thing

304
00:15:43,709 --> 00:15:45,875
everyone keeps talking
about called sleep,

305
00:15:45,876 --> 00:15:48,208
and I think I'm
gonna give that a go.

306
00:15:48,209 --> 00:15:50,166
- Sounds like a plan.
- Yeah.

307
00:15:50,167 --> 00:15:50,708
Mm.

308
00:15:50,709 --> 00:15:51,958
Sounds like a really good plan.

309
00:15:51,959 --> 00:15:53,625
I'm going to just do the rounds.

310
00:15:53,626 --> 00:15:54,583
Of course.

311
00:15:54,584 --> 00:15:57,709
- I will see you around.
- See you around.

312
00:16:01,500 --> 00:16:02,917
Melanie?

313
00:16:02,918 --> 00:16:04,124
Is that you?

314
00:16:04,125 --> 00:16:05,459
Oh

315
00:16:05,876 --> 00:16:07,082
You can recognize me?

316
00:16:07,083 --> 00:16:11,249
Yeah, the more you're trying
to look inconspicuous,

317
00:16:11,250 --> 00:16:13,708
the more attention
you're getting.

318
00:16:13,709 --> 00:16:15,416
Just be cool.

319
00:16:15,417 --> 00:16:17,249
I'm here on a date.

320
00:16:17,250 --> 00:16:18,541
With who?

321
00:16:18,542 --> 00:16:20,124
The actor, Blaze.

322
00:16:20,125 --> 00:16:22,917
I just watched him
in Spike's new film.

323
00:16:22,918 --> 00:16:24,666
He's really good.

324
00:16:24,667 --> 00:16:25,958
Very hot too.

325
00:16:25,959 --> 00:16:27,875
Adam, we're getting drinks.

326
00:16:27,876 --> 00:16:28,708
Do you want to come?

327
00:16:28,709 --> 00:16:30,791
Oh, yeah, that'd be great.

328
00:16:30,792 --> 00:16:31,458
Before we do,

329
00:16:31,459 --> 00:16:35,249
Anthony, I want you to meet
my new friend, Melanie.

330
00:16:35,250 --> 00:16:36,374
No introduction necessary.

331
00:16:36,375 --> 00:16:39,082
I have been following
you for a long time.

332
00:16:39,083 --> 00:16:41,499
So pleased to meet you, Anthony.

333
00:16:41,500 --> 00:16:42,374
Likewise.

334
00:16:42,375 --> 00:16:44,625
She was just telling me
how she's now going out

335
00:16:44,626 --> 00:16:46,750
with Blaze from the film.

336
00:16:46,751 --> 00:16:47,666
Oh.

337
00:16:47,667 --> 00:16:50,041
He's something else, isn't he?

338
00:16:50,042 --> 00:16:53,000
Oh, yes, he's something else.

339
00:16:53,459 --> 00:16:57,709
I envy you and pity
you at the same time.

340
00:16:58,417 --> 00:16:59,583
Here he comes.

341
00:16:59,584 --> 00:17:00,791
Sugar Bum.

342
00:17:00,792 --> 00:17:04,459
Have I told you how
beautiful you look today?

343
00:17:04,751 --> 00:17:07,583
Tell me again how
much you loved it.

344
00:17:07,584 --> 00:17:08,876
We loved it.

345
00:17:10,709 --> 00:17:11,917
Sugar Bum,

346
00:17:11,918 --> 00:17:15,249
who is this boy and why is
he speaking on your behalf?

347
00:17:15,250 --> 00:17:18,292
Blaze, honey, this is Adam.

348
00:17:18,792 --> 00:17:20,458
He shot my album cover.

349
00:17:20,459 --> 00:17:23,208
I love that cover.

350
00:17:23,209 --> 00:17:24,375
Whoa.

351
00:17:26,918 --> 00:17:28,249
Whoa.

352
00:17:28,250 --> 00:17:29,918
I love you, Adam.

353
00:17:30,292 --> 00:17:31,751
I really love you.

354
00:17:32,584 --> 00:17:33,958
Thank you.

355
00:17:33,959 --> 00:17:34,833
Oh.

356
00:17:35,709 --> 00:17:41,082
You made my Sugar Bum
look so beautiful.

357
00:17:41,083 --> 00:17:45,791
Oh, and you made my
sugar bums so sore.

358
00:17:49,959 --> 00:17:52,541
But you did really
love it, right?

359
00:17:52,542 --> 00:17:53,918
I did.

360
00:17:55,667 --> 00:17:58,958
Should we go get drinks?

361
00:17:58,959 --> 00:17:59,750
Yes.

362
00:17:59,751 --> 00:18:02,499
- Yes, please.
- Yes, yes.

363
00:18:02,500 --> 00:18:04,917
You guys go, I'll catch up.

364
00:18:04,918 --> 00:18:06,500
You be free.

365
00:18:09,417 --> 00:18:10,292
Oh.

366
00:18:32,417 --> 00:18:34,125
Adam, are you sick?

367
00:18:35,292 --> 00:18:37,458
You got my texts then?

368
00:18:37,459 --> 00:18:38,625
I got like your seven emojis

369
00:18:38,626 --> 00:18:41,499
with a thermometer sticking
outta the mouth, yeah.

370
00:18:41,500 --> 00:18:42,917
I was picked up

371
00:18:42,918 --> 00:18:47,291
and tossed around like
a cabbage patch doll.

372
00:18:47,292 --> 00:18:49,124
It was as if the
universe had decided

373
00:18:49,125 --> 00:18:55,918
to give me a split moment of
childhood innocence and wonder,

374
00:18:58,959 --> 00:19:02,334
but through the eyes of
a cabbage patch doll.

375
00:19:03,083 --> 00:19:05,082
I used to own one of those.

376
00:19:05,083 --> 00:19:07,459
I never told anyone that before.

377
00:19:08,500 --> 00:19:09,876
Okay.

378
00:19:11,334 --> 00:19:13,541
Her name was Fruitloop.

379
00:19:13,542 --> 00:19:15,833
Sadly, Fruitloop was
brutally murdered

380
00:19:15,834 --> 00:19:17,333
by the next door neighbor's dog

381
00:19:17,334 --> 00:19:19,792
only a month after I got her.

382
00:19:20,918 --> 00:19:22,416
It was a sad day.

383
00:19:22,417 --> 00:19:26,167
I still have her socks
around here somewhere.

384
00:19:26,918 --> 00:19:30,833
Okay, so it's your back
that's in pain then?

385
00:19:33,626 --> 00:19:39,876
It's that, and what's the
name for all the bones?

386
00:19:40,918 --> 00:19:41,999
The skeleton?

387
00:19:42,000 --> 00:19:43,374
That's the one.

388
00:19:43,375 --> 00:19:45,750
I feel broken.

389
00:19:45,751 --> 00:19:48,082
Can I get you anything?

390
00:19:48,083 --> 00:19:48,666
My phone.

391
00:19:48,667 --> 00:19:52,708
I dropped it somewhere and
there's been a few
notifications.

392
00:19:52,709 --> 00:19:54,083
Yeah.

393
00:19:55,751 --> 00:19:57,876
Yep, here it is.

394
00:19:58,959 --> 00:20:00,666
What do they say?

395
00:20:00,667 --> 00:20:04,584
Okay, you got an email
from the local council.

396
00:20:04,959 --> 00:20:10,876
Open it for me.

397
00:20:11,792 --> 00:20:13,166
Babe.

398
00:20:13,167 --> 00:20:13,958
Yes, babe?

399
00:20:13,959 --> 00:20:17,209
It says you've been
nominated for an award.

400
00:20:17,584 --> 00:20:18,416
I have?

401
00:20:18,417 --> 00:20:19,792
Yes.

402
00:20:21,959 --> 00:20:22,541
Oh.

403
00:20:22,542 --> 00:20:25,333
Like dot-gov and everything.

404
00:20:25,334 --> 00:20:26,583
Oh, my God.

405
00:20:26,584 --> 00:20:28,459
Congratulations.

406
00:20:30,500 --> 00:20:31,875
That's huge.

407
00:20:33,125 --> 00:20:34,875
- Oh, my goodness.
- Oh, my gosh.

408
00:20:34,876 --> 00:20:35,958
Wow, it's real.

409
00:20:35,959 --> 00:20:37,041
- It's real.
- It's real.

410
00:20:37,042 --> 00:20:39,249
- It's real.
- Congratulations.

411
00:20:39,250 --> 00:20:41,124
That's exciting.

412
00:20:41,125 --> 00:20:42,208
Oh.

413
00:20:42,209 --> 00:20:43,541
How's your back?

414
00:20:43,542 --> 00:20:46,374
So much worse.

415
00:20:46,375 --> 00:20:47,124
I'm gonna go back down.

416
00:20:47,125 --> 00:20:49,082
- Okay, yep.
- I'm gonna go back down.

417
00:20:49,083 --> 00:20:49,917
You go down.

418
00:20:51,375 --> 00:20:52,124
Do you wanna rub it?

419
00:20:52,125 --> 00:20:53,249
- This is really good.
- Yeah?

420
00:20:53,250 --> 00:20:54,333
- Yes, please.
- Okay.

421
00:20:54,334 --> 00:20:58,458
I don't know, like, if I'm
really good at rubbing.

422
00:20:58,459 --> 00:20:59,917
Oh, yes.

423
00:21:14,167 --> 00:21:15,667
Hey, babe.

424
00:21:16,125 --> 00:21:17,249
Happy late wedding present.

425
00:21:17,250 --> 00:21:19,208
I'm so sorry this is
coming a little bit late.

426
00:21:19,209 --> 00:21:21,958
I was just waiting to get
paid from my job here,

427
00:21:21,959 --> 00:21:22,875
yada, yada, yada.

428
00:21:22,876 --> 00:21:27,833
But I did get paid and I'm
so, so, so excited to tell you

429
00:21:27,834 --> 00:21:31,291
that we are, next month,

430
00:21:31,292 --> 00:21:33,750
going to see Hugh
Jackman's new show,

431
00:21:33,751 --> 00:21:37,124
and I got us VIP
tickets to go backstage

432
00:21:37,125 --> 00:21:38,082
to meet him in-person.

433
00:21:38,083 --> 00:21:41,458
So yes, you can finally
meet the man of your dreams

434
00:21:41,459 --> 00:21:42,999
and give him a big hug and yeah.

435
00:21:43,000 --> 00:21:44,958
Anyway, I love you so much.

436
00:21:44,959 --> 00:21:50,375
I can't wait to keep going
on this adventure with you.

437
00:21:50,667 --> 00:21:52,209
Mwah, see you soon.


